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Dan Indante is a bitter, vindictive pseudo attorney most famous for writing the seminal relationship book, The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, quite possibly the most offensive work in the history of American literature. Now, still lacking any sense of maturity, but fortunate enough to jettison two kids and an ex-wife from his home, fat, balding, unrepentant Dan reaches a worldwide audience through his content production company Planet Redd, delivering 24-hour podcast content designed to inspire, entertain, educate and inform. And, of course, piss people off.

You can find Dan on any available social media, like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Tiktok, doing what he does best, basking in obscurity while screaming horrible jokes largely to himself. Shockingly, he still owns a home in Las Vegas, Nevada, where he is probably sitting right now, fruitlessly waiting for his two children to call him, certain that his “big break” is only a few Rum and Coke’s away.

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When does the right wing start screaming about @ChrisStapleton ‘s syncopated Star Spangled Banner the way they did with Marvin Gaye in 1983? @SuperBowl

Super hero NFT’s of @realDonaldTrump are issued. He had to release them on Thursday because the official Barack Obama Holly Hobby Oven was coming out on Friday. #TrumpAnnouncement #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpIsDone

indante goes
multi- platform

Dan Indante is a bitter, vindictive pseudo attorney most famous for writing the seminal relationship book, The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, quite possibly the most offensive work in the history of American literature. Now, still lacking any sense of maturity, but fortunate enough to jettison two kids and an ex-wife from his home, fat, balding, unrepentant Dan reaches a worldwide audience through his content production company Planet Redd, delivering 24-hour podcast content designed to inspire, entertain, educate and inform. And, of course, piss people off.

You can find Dan on any available social media, like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Tiktok, doing what he does best, basking in obscurity while screaming horrible jokes largely to himself. Shockingly, he still owns a home in Las Vegas, Nevada, where he is probably sitting right now, fruitlessly waiting for his two children to call him, certain that his “big break” is only a few Rum and Coke’s away.

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40 is The New 90 Paperback
07/01/2016
Bitter, sarcastic curmudgeon, Dan Indante, has finally tackled an opponent even his acerbic keyboard cannot beat - his own mortality. Follow him for a year right in the middle of his Middle Age years when he tries, but fails, to fight off a seemingly endless array of old-age inflicted maladies, ranging from his rapidly metastasizing bald spot to his incredible shrinking bladder to his fading interest in the 25-year-old-girls who would no longer be caught dead in a room with him alone. Life as a pseudo-senior citizen is supposed to be funny. Isn't it?
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The Complete A**hole Dad: Random Musings Of An Inappropriate Parent Kindle, Paperback
12/16/2013
Dan Indante is a bitter, vindictive attorney most famous for writing the seminal relationship book The Complete A**hole’s Guide To Handling Chicks, quite possibly the most offensive work in the history of American literature. Now, still lacking any sense of maturity 40-plus-year-old, fat, balding, unrepentant Dan pretends to be a model parent during PTA meetings and Little League games while secretly writing hateful screeds (like this book) which rage against the banality of modern parenting.
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The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks Kindle, Paperback
05/1/2003
The Complete A**hole’s Guide isn’t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance and love. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you’re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN! By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we’ll show you why their flawed psyche causes them to fall for the A**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.
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