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Christian Yordanov is a health and longevity author and Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner (FDN-P). His mission and passion is to teach people lhow to restore their health, optimize it, and transform your life so that together we can build a better world for our children. He lives in Portugal by way of South Africa and Bulgaria but, don't worry, you'll be able to understand his English.

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Middle Age Mess, Episode 16 - Christian Yordanov

Middle Age Mess 0 views April 23, 2024

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Christian Yordanov is a health and longevity author and Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner (FDN-P). His mission and passion is to teach people lhow to restore their health, optimize it, and transform your life so that together we can build a better world for our children. He lives in Portugal by way of South Africa and Bulgaria but, don't worry, you'll be able to understand his English. ...

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40 is The New 90

Paperback
07/01/2016
Bitter, sarcastic curmudgeon, Dan Indante, has finally tackled an opponent even his acerbic keyboard cannot beat - his own mortality. Follow him for a year right in the middle of his Middle Age years when he tries, but fails, to fight off a seemingly endless array of old-age inflicted maladies, ranging from his rapidly metastasizing bald spot to his incredible shrinking bladder to his fading interest in the 25-year-old-girls who would no longer be caught dead in a room with him alone. Life as a pseudo-senior citizen is supposed to be funny. Isn't it?

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The Complete A**hole Dad: Random Musings Of An Inappropriate Parent

Kindle, Paperback
12/16/2013
Dan Indante is a bitter, vindictive attorney most famous for writing the seminal relationship book The Complete A**hole’s Guide To Handling Chicks, quite possibly the most offensive work in the history of American literature. Now, still lacking any sense of maturity 40-plus-year-old, fat, balding, unrepentant Dan pretends to be a model parent during PTA meetings and Little League games while secretly writing hateful screeds (like this book) which rage against the banality of modern parenting.

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The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks

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05/1/2003
The Complete A**hole’s Guide isn’t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance and love. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you’re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN! By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we’ll show you why their flawed psyche causes them to fall for the A**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

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40 is the new 90

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