Dan Indante is a bitter, vindictive pseudo attorney most famous for writing the seminal relationship book, The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, quite possibly the most offensive work in the history of American literature. Now, still lacking any sense of maturity, but fortunate enough to jettison two kids and an ex-wife from his home, fat, balding, unrepentant Dan reaches a worldwide audience through his content production company Planet Redd, delivering 24-hour podcast content designed to inspire, entertain, educate and inform. And, of course, piss people off.

You can find Dan on any available social media, like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Tiktok, doing what he does best, basking in obscurity while screaming horrible jokes largely to himself. Shockingly, he still owns a home in Las Vegas, Nevada, where he is probably sitting right now, fruitlessly waiting for his two children to call him, certain that his “big break” is only a few Rum and Coke’s away.